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23 sept 1997 [23 Jul 2008|07:59pm]
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SEND HELP THAT ISN'T MYRTLE OR PEEVES
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6 sept 97 [06 Jul 2008|07:37pm]
HELLO HOGWARTS! NATE WADCOCK I hate that sodding surname HERE. Did you miss me? Yes? I KNEW IT. I had a FEELING that you're all just DYING to see me again. THING IS... the feeling's NOT MUTUAL. Unless you're Ginny. Hello, Ginny! You're looking fit as ever!

Summer hols were so boring. Bashing my head against the wall would have been better than that, but then I'd end up like Goyle. How is he still here, anyway? He hasn't failed out yet? Seriously?

Anyway, for a moment I thought going to class would be a nice change but then I realised what I was thinking. So what did I do all summer, you ask? Well I'll tell you! I was taught how to SHEAR SHEEP. SERIOUSLY. Could it BE anymore LAME? At least I was paid for it in biscuits though. Then my grandpa and I repaired some fences and he let me smoke his cigars. Then I sat around a lot.

And sat around some more.

It's GREAT to be back. HONEST. So glad I'm not a Prefect.
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BIOGRAPHY // [info]thelastyear [28 Jun 2008|05:01pm]
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